Smaltimore offers a diverse range of burgers, including the Skirt Burger with Angus Beef and melted cheese. The Smaltimore Burger features local Angus Beef, a fried egg, and applewood smoked bacon. Other options include the Maryland Burger with homemade crab dip and the Down Under Burger featuring Wagyu beef.

Unique elements at Smaltimore include its craft beer selection, with a stock-market pricing system that changes beer prices. The restaurant also offers sushi options like sushi burritos. Reviews highlight the vibrant atmosphere, suitable for casual dining and sports events, with a service described as engaging and welcoming.

Visitors are drawn to Smaltimore for its eclectic menu and lively setting. Burgers are a main attraction, but the variety of food and drink, including crab cakes and wings, adds to its appeal. The location provides a fun, local experience with a communal dining vibe.